“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

Even Justin Tucker is surprised by his scrambling prowess in Madden.

that’s a jerk-off station

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

Unfortunately true. Parents somehow living vicariously and stupidly through their kids should be a crime.

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

But when it reached the part of the speech where Reagan addressed “the enemies of freedom,” the following images were shown: A protester in a beanie with an anti-fascist slogan

I also can’t stand listening to people talk about hockey with southern accents.

Think it was a Gawker joke.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Shit, Frankie Goes To Hollywood had this covered 35 years ago:

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

That’s the thing though. Two of those three moments you mentioned were babyfaces getting booed by smarks. This was really old school nuclear heat on a HEEL for once.

Elias reached that moment that a lot of wrestlers yearn to get in their promos - the coveted nuclear heat.

You tried to explain this to a 27 year old with an analogy about being old and approaching death?  Yeah, he’s not gonna identify with that.

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

Chef: MY MOM