Does the graphic novel come with a CD of the live-action theme song? Please?

I’d put more effort in to my comment, but your name is already MrSensitive.

I’m more surprised that the Cubs are playing Shinsuke Nakamura’s face entrance music between innings.

Orioles fans love to fight Nats fans and I have no idea why.

I had a friend move from Dundalk MD to Duval County. You can’t make that shit up.

Is there video evidence of Kate Upton calling someone a cuck? Is there a video with Kate Upton playing a dom, and Verlander a submissive? Is that video available on the internet?

How far both teams have fallen in five seasons.

I once was waiting for an elevator at Stratosphere in Las Vegas with some friends, and a English couple ran in front of us, assuming that we were drunk Americans about to charge on to the elevator first.

To their credit, we were drunk Americans, but a line is a queue and is a line anywhere.

I appreciate the camerawoman shouting “in Jesus name” a bunch. It’s like the Little League Baseball appropriate version of WorldStar.

The flags of our nation are great and all, but sponsors are God.

I blame Little League baseball. They’re bass ackwards up there in those PA mountains.

McDonalds starts to serve lunch at 10:30. The rules are set. It applies to both lunch and day drinking.

No evidence at all. But some people literally voted by thinking “Apprentice guy says more jobs. Other person is Bill Clinton’s wife.”

But what about the people who voted for Trump because he promised jobs? That’s what fictional character Roseanne Connor did before she overdosed on opioids.

That’s why Sports is Life. Sports can’t get you pregnant.

Luckily, I’ve been able to avoid this dilemma by turning my gravel driveway in to a slip and slide. Without water or a slide.

Curt Schilling has offered to take someone’s place on the bus. He promises “really good ideas.”

I know next to nothing about hockey, but the penalty for embellishment is news to me. Does the embellishment penalty exist in other sports?

nu-S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Alphonso Mackenzie would have to approve that. Since Coulson made him Director of SHIELD after Nick Fury made Coulson Director of SHIELD.

But the TV shows don’t matter so fuck us, right?

Yes and no. Most are scripted, other times the performers get told the finish minutes beforehand. Some are famously even called during the match. That’s what Hogan vs Andre was. Everything was scripted until the ending.