well at least you’re reasonable about your expectations. “i was going in expecting it to become the new best movie i’ve ever seen in my life forever and ever amen but it fell short”

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

The Orioles are good and fun.

“Mr. Snyder, this is Tony. I think I have an idea. Yes sir, it will save millions.”

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

“I’d like to teach the world...TO GET READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!”

But are you really ready for some football?

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

Josh Charles man! We got Danny!

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

Not the first time an entire arena aimed their vitriol at one person.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

To be fair, there’s a lot of unwarranted whiteness all around that stadium.

I scrolled down here really fast just to make sure that someone referenced this.

But it makes perfect sense...

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

“I went back to my seat, I ordered a beer—a Heineken beer—and then, little by little, I swallowed that first page of the passport,” Abreu said.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?