“Technical foul for doing something I don’t understand and will never be capable of doing.” - Wonder Bread Ref
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the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin
“Güd würk, Captun Duck!”
Less go shake der hans
Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?
The tape on this kid is amazing.
This will not get the credit it deserves.
How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.
Well you spend 11 years behind another man’s ass....
Seven decades of data say that isn’t what happens.
Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.
Advisor: The President faithfully executes
No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.
In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.”
Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.
You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...
It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.
And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you
I think He decided that a long time ago.