These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Hehe, how did you make him look so fat?

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and…

Dammit.

I think if it were the more conventional (from the public's perspective) type of PED that'd probably definitely be the case, but I kind of wonder whether teams might take a slightly different approach when it comes to amphetamines. You may be right.

Done.

They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

That's exactly what I mean. Now try telling that to the Chesapeake Bay/DMV/BWI Hivemind. It's not worth watching quality baseball over sub-par football to these animals.

It's never not funny :)

In Alaska they call this "campaigning".

Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.

George seems like a decent guy and the injury was awful. But there was more soulful mourning over that injury than any single week during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. No one said he can't walk again. No one said they will take away $3.2 zillion contract.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

They should've called on that Rosenbagger kid.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Not semi pro. Professional.