This man could have any penguin he wanted.

- Daddy, what do you do when you go to work?

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.

This segment is enough Marshawn to last forever

This is actually a welcome departure from the "are people who call Richard Sherman a 'thug' racist?" discussion.

Sherman : Deadspin :: Tebow: ESPN

"See? Not only did he travel, but the evidence he dunked at all is sketchy at best."
-Loose Change: NBA Edition.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

He's not the husband she deserves, but the husband she needs right now.

She kept looking at the only person in the audience with a smartphone and the Audi website on the browser.

Well, I did note in the prequel minisode that McGann doesn't even mention her as a Companion, so...

We will never forget.

Dat Crossover tho

Bach is the single best dude on Vine—you should follow him, or get Vine just to follow him. http://seenive.com/u/934940633704…

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

Manny Machado's unreal throw vs. Yankees

He knows when you've been sleeping,

My kingdom for a video app that shuts down and makes fun of the user every time they try to film in portrait mode.