Just a reminder of how much of a badass Justin Tucker is

"Fuck you and your fantasy team, Tucker!"

Pictured, L-R: McCutchen, McCutchen's Fiancee, the inevitable career decision regarding AJ Burnett, Degeneres

But...but...I baked him a Smith Island Cake! He's got two packages of Berger Cookies coming! Crabcakes from G&H being shipped to his door! A case of Steel Reserve for when he feels like keeping it real!

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

As a steelers fan I am disappointed. I hope he takes ownership of this and apologizes.

WNST will be even more unlistenable than usual this week. At least the Ravens won. Whew.

Nice cartwheels, Wade. Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

Brian McCann thinks his reaction was a little over-the-top.

Bravo.

Good pull, Barry.

More like Cutest Traumatic Encephalopathy

Travel. Palming.

Did you see the pool?!? They totally flipped the bitch!

(Old man fakes out opponent, drives and dunks.)
(Crowd goes wild.)
(Old man sets pick, rolls to the baseline for an alley-opp.)
(Crowd goes wild)
(Old man dribbles aimelessly for 22 seconds, attracts a triple-team, refuses to acknowledge open man, chucks 32 footer and erroneously yells "Bucket!" as the ball caroms high…

Up 9-0 in the 8th. It looks like the Cardinals are going to the World Series. Man, I can't remember the last time they made the World Series. Always nice to get some new blood in there.

Other personal affronts to Cardinals' value system:

the tourist deaths pale in comparison to the thousands of innocents caught in drug war crossfire. its a far bigger moral failure by the US than Iraq. all cause we cant figure out how to decriminalize drugs. shameful.

"What a fucking showboat."

Seriously, Deadspin?