lol, k.

Hey now. I voted for Bernie in the primary here in Maryland, but I didn’t fly off the handle once he lost and started screaming about conspiracies.

For every internet user 35 or younger that was all for the Bernie camp in the primary, there are ten unaware democratic voters who either hardly use the internet, or hardly…

I have yet to see anything of substance. Most of it is Hillary’s campaign finding ways to unite the democratic party, and some alt news sites are spinning it as “BERNIE SANDERS KNEW HE WASN’T GOING TO WIN”

Or, Hillary forwarded an article from an Israeli opinion piece, in which there are some racial slurs in the…

I hope Christopher Meloni comes back to guest star as that cat.

It’s almost like God decided he hates St. Louis.

There must have been a supremely urgent reason for you to leave a mecca like NYC to move a turd like Boston. I didn’t think people move to Boston.

Unless you were born in Boston and just bandwagoned on to New York in the 90s.

And now the Orioles get to split these last 6 road games against both teams. Go 3 and 3, and play a shitty one game playoff in Toronto. Greeeeat

Bet.

Andrew Luck or Matt Ryan in Fantasy this weekend?

Who shit in your pumpkin spice?

At this point, I’m afraid of both teams against the Orioles.

If I wasn’t a Orioles fan, I’d find Ortiz much more fun to watch.

Brb, having nightmares about a Baltimore/Toronto wild card game.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the FedEx field parking lots during a home game.

Truly. Philly, Pittsburgh, Dallas, Oakland, fuck it.

Fedex Field is like the wastelands in Road Warrior.

*some country club in Buckhead.

That’s going to be a cool scar to show the sales pool once he graduates with that business degree. And then the used Hyundai lot. And then the Best Buy break room. And then his high school reunion. And then a new sales pool. And then the used Hyundai lot...

Matt Ryan against Oakland, or Luck against Denver?

Also an O’s fan. Can confirm that confirm. Dat bird is foine.

This analogy gets me.

Rothlisberger. That pains me as a Ravens fan to say, but the man can’t be taken down. He’s played games with broken feet. That’s impressive.

All the best planned demonstrations come with a social media package.

I can’t wait to see Doug Baldwin lose his mind and strip naked on a San Diego sidewalk.

What if the Yankees make it back to the playoffs and re-sign Alex Rodriguez to hit into a double play to lose it all?