Unless Conan stays in studio, pervs out on female guests or cringingly reminds us he’s not hip for the millionth time.

I hope they lose the one game wild card playoff they’ll be forced into.

The erection I’ll have if the Cardinals lose the one game Wild Card playoff. I expect one more of these articles for that glorious day.

I don’t care. I’m hugging my dog.

I feed her, I walk her, I let her step on my balls when she climbs over me to hog the couch. She’s getting hugged, and she can be afraid for 5 seconds.

The NFL is shitty and underhanded? This is groundbreaking stuff.

That’s what happens when NXT puts on a better PPV the night before. I had way more fun watching Saturday night than Summerslam on Sunday.

LOS OSOS PUNTO COM!

You’ll be okay Albert. The Holderness family is still awful. Exhibit fucking A:

Nah. Baltimore. But we accept and are ashamed of our garbage city down here.

Learn to drink better, Gawker.

Sincerely,
Drink #5.

The only people who like Boston are the ones too dumb to leave Boston.

What’s the unemployment rate in Chicago? I’m only asking because the Cubs sold out a 1:30 game on a Wednesday.

Christ.

Philadelphia is worse than Boston and St. Louis combined.

I guess I’m part of the 5% then.

I did the same thing except I ducked at every pitch.

I’ll listen to your opinion once you join the Mens Olympic basketball team and do the same.

White people sure do get crazy when they go ‘lone wold’ huh?

1996. I was 10. I was a snot nosed little Orioles fan. And Jeffrey Maier caught a ball and got on every New York late night talk show.

Fuck that kid.

Enjoy paying massive interest rates forever, then.