How do you reset the game after that? Stop the clock and jump ball again?

At first reading this headline, I assumed a Jesus year was a year when that one loose girl you met at the bar falls off the face of the earth and then invites you to her baptism on Facebook 11 months later.

I can’t be the only one who’s had that, right?

This Sanders supporter would’ve given the tow truck driver a lift if his car broke down.

He might have refused it though, since I’m a Bernie supporter and all.

This is the palate cleanser after 500 Days of Kristin. And it’s so damn refreshing.

I love my dog, but I could not spend 4 hours outside at a baseball game with her. 30-45 minutes for a walk, fantastic.

But then my dog wants to be left alone and take up all the space on my couch.

Please, I beg of you, post inevitable angry comments on these stories from the Best Fans In Baseball. I thrive off that shit.

No. Everyone who isn’t a Cardinals fan likes it when the Cardinals lose.

I’m from Baltimore. How did you get Arrietta to do all that good pitching and stuff? (Besides not having Rick Adair looming over him all the time?)

Do people in Dallas not take kindly to people saying ‘fuck’?

If I lived in Dallas, I’d be muttering fuck more than breathing, probably.

Grown men fighting during little league games is both disheartening and yet extremely satisfying.

I’m a fan of the grumpy dude in the stands yelling out “quit cheating” during the replay.

Finished my taxes last night. Mailed them out today. Fully intend on getting fully loaded.

But on cheap alcohol. I owed money.

Yeah, we have weird shit like that all over the place.

Baltimore at #19? I’ll take 19.

It’s a quick lift and secure, Antonio. Did this guy never dance at prom?

baseball is <3, indeed.

And the Emmy for “Filming Punches for Predetermined Live Television by a Camera Operator” goes to

All of his movies?

As long as the Yanks aren’t down 4-0 in the 2nd inning. Then everyone starts going home early.

I was watching old Invasion storyline clips on Youtube on Monday morning just for the hell of it, and all of the sudden this happens.

I need to start tattooing my life’s achievements onto my body. I don’t know if signing mortgage papers and adopting a dog looks a cool, though.