I have worse handwriting than a murderer. Shit.

I distinctly remember a Ravens/Patriots game where Ngata sacked Brady, and Brady was flailing around under Ngata like he was in massive pain until he realized no refs were watching.

I wish I could find the video of it. It was a 1pm daytime game, that’s all I can remember about it.

So the spiral begins. Let me know when Seahawks fans start chanting “Africa!”

Emo Kylo Ren’s gonna have some competition this winter.

I mean, when Cundiff missed the AFC kick in 2011 — Ravens fans got a little heated...but these are Vikings fans. They’ve got a chip on their shoulder the size of a sex boat.

It’s a snapchat clone aimed at college students to post party videos.

Which adds a layer of sad, a former college QB trolling for likes on a college-focused app.

bloopers from Community. Starts around 11:57

If this was a Deadspin article, they’d be singing the praises of this mystery switcher.

I’m going back to Deadspin.

I will never not love the Holderness hatred. But allow me to post this classic Christmastime Holderness family jam, easily the one that makes me seethe the most.

The video is literally them rapping over “Welcome To Miami” and telling you all of the wealthy white people shit they did all year.

Yeah, St. Louis is pretty good at that:

All that adderall made him focus on pitches better. That had to be it.

As a Ravens fan, all I want to see is them sweep the Steelers in week 16. Maybe knock them out of the playoff hunt. That’s all I want. That’ll make this season worth it.

Throwback Jersey. To 1998. Either I’m older than I thought, or they’re just fucking stupid.

For all our sakes, I hope Ben Carson never finds that turkey in a Boston Market organization.

Grown men crying about young men.

Lets take this moment to watch Olivia hold her own against Sam Waterston and perform an Aaron Sorkin script.

New York wants to tell the world how cool the Knicks are. They’re like that nerdy kid you sat next to in high school trying to get you into Dragonball Z.

MSGVarsity’s gotta get a better video department. I know these two guys are tall, but ya’ll are standing straight underneath them.

Deadspin, let me know if you need videographers. I can also edit indie music over slow motion footage.

They’re the people who don’t commute through places where tolls are required. Or live in horrible places like Houston.