At 29, recently married and ever faithful to my girlfriend of six years — I’m trying to figure out if I’m the weird one who will be miserable in six more years, or I was surrounded by incompetent child-men for a decade.

“Shut down all the bridg—I mean, secure the borders!”

I now want to see a Seventh Seal remake in an NBA setting with a player turned actor.

Toronto claims stronger beer than KC? Have I missed something?

Anyone but the Cardinals, I say.

Was on a business trip in the middle of nowhere, PA. Co-workers got some take out pizza, which was actually really good. Just the right amount of sauce and cheese, and thin enough you could fold it, and maybe eat two slices and not feel too full.

I then ate 10 slices.

Once the Cardinals are eliminated from the playoffs, none of the remaining teams will have won a World Series in over 20 years or more.

That’s fucking refreshing.

Win the division next time.

Once the Cardinals are eliminated from the playoffs, every team left will not have won a World Series in 22 years or more.

That’s refreshing as fuck.

I’m more surprised the Yankees fans stayed until the 8th inning.

As a hater of the Yankees, Ichiro was the only Yankee I ever liked.

Bills fans are all hyped up on Tyrod Taylor. They get to finally see him play after Ravens fans bitched for years about putting him in.

Thankfully my love for The League is stronger than my love for terrorism.

Can Deadspin do some research?

I’m convinced that there is no other fan base that wears more absent team gear to a baseball game than Red Sox fans.

White Sox vs Blue Jays, Red Sox fan wearing a Pedroia Jersey

Orioles vs Yankees, dude in a Red Sox hat and a Ortiz T-shirt.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any other team…

The Browns almost make the Jets look competent. Almost.

I must agree that Prince’s show is untouchable and will be for a very long time.

Washington hates their fans but also don’t give a fuck.

You cannot walk down the street in any neighborhood here without running into someone wearing Steeler pajama pants and eating a french fry sandwich.

I’ve got The Professional on DVD from waaaay back when the covers were still cardboard and had that black wrap around lock — I mean, I don’t NEED another copy...but damn.

I’ve got The Professional on DVD from waaaay back when the covers were still cardboard and had that black wrap…

*tosses football between sentences without breaking eye contact*