Just picked up Snatch, Ghostbusters 1&2 and Kung Fu Hustle...because somehow I didn’t have those films.

Just picked up Snatch, Ghostbusters 1&2 and Kung Fu Hustle...because somehow I didn’t have those films.

Pettis: “Five more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad!”

Destiny, “what if we just combined Halo and Borderlands?”

The South African Robot Collection

The South African Robot Collection

But the Milwaukee Brewer’s rodent problem was solved in 4 hours.

Watching this video convinces me this is the worst promotion ever. Anyone who’s ever been outside with a dog for 3+ hours knows that dogs become bored children that shit themselves and can bite your face off.

Now put 2,000 of them in a crowded loud area together. No thanks.

I hope Chopped will still be on in 15 years.

Oxygen slowly kills us, and I love breathing. Fuck it, imma drink that diet soda.

I support the “hold your phone sideways you maniac” phrasing as well.

This needs 100 more stars. 100 years, Rick and Morty.

15.) No, we can’t watch Daddy’s episode of Chopped.

Incredibly phonetically accurate.

I’m surprised that Gawker Media didn’t tear this video apart. It’s a white man appropriating black culture and sexualizing women. That’s like everything Gawker lives to unearth.

The Dream Team is fun to watch every Olympics, but it’s hardly ever been a fair match. At least not back in the 90’s-00’s.

America: Yeah World Cup, woo!

One bar patron: What about MLS?

America: Wasn’t that last summer with the ice buckets?

Damn right. I wish we got that excited about defense spending.

As a hockey casual, 3 vs 3 sounds insanely exciting. Moreso than regular hockey or shootouts.

I thought he was saying “Lets go” — but yeah, asshole would be way better.

Ugh. I mean...he dances like a 5 year old child...but he also goes to bed with Giselle and had four super bowl rings on his hand while dancing. Damn it.

posting comment before Gawker turns this into homophobia.