I like his face on the poster for the Philadelphia Wizard World con. It’s like the marketing team hunted for an image where he’s just happy to be included in any sort of team.

Can Fallout 4’s Megaton be set in Fenway Park? Plz? Okay. Thanks.

Not saying Camden Yards reinvented the wheel, but they reinvented the modern ball park.

What’s Deadspin’s best marketing tag line?

BUCKle Up, 90’s style.

He owns the Cowboys and gives no fucks. About anything. Including the Cowboys.

I appreciate his stance on Cal Ripken Jr. and ham.

Did Taishan Dong single handedly defeat the emergence of the Dadbod?

Looks like Goodell is getting one less Christmas card this year, and one more fruit basket from the Jaguars with the usual “DO YOU LYKE ME PICK ONE:”

I was once at a red light in Philadelphia, Orioles flag attached to my antenna. A man in a Phillies cap was crossing the street, turned right, saw my flag, threw two middle fingers at me and told me to “fuck off and die, fa**ot.”

It was December. Yay, Phillies fans.

This generation of consoles (and the last) suffer from over saturation of the market with giant blockbuster FPS games.

I sincerely forgot that Destiny came out.

A Boar crashes through The ceiling of a Kingkow clothing store, something something glass ceiling for other farm animals.

Scott Stapp’s song for the Marlins makes this track sound like goddamned American Pie.

When even the Jets fans laugh at Cubs fans...you know it’s bad.

Give that guy his job back, this is hilarious.

These were drunk fans shouting at protestors which descended into fighting:

And you get that crab dip. Camden Yards crab dip can make a Cubs fan think it’s Game 7.

Oh, man. I forgot about this. But I’ll always remember him as Carcetti from the Wire.

I played an MK2 cabinet last month. I feel so blessed to be an hour away from a retro arcade. All the machines are set to free play, and you pay $9 an hour or $25 for an all day pass.

Glorious is the closest word I can think of to match the nostalgia I feel when I enter that place. (And it’s BYOB on Saturday after…

Nah, don’t worry. These guys will be making calls trying to sell insurance or cable services to the future of our country.