Ugh. Baltimore fans are the worst for shit like this. We wrote get well soon cards to Barbaro.

But as one, I must also say Cal Ripken never cheated.

That's some Bases Loaded shit right there.

(AND I PUT HIM ON MY FANTASY BENCH TO MAKE ROOM FOR JASON WERTH, FUUUUUUUCK!)

Darren O’Day’s walk on music:

Caleb Joseph, but only because I follow the Orioles.

Deadspin needs an office in Chicago to cover all this Chicago fail.

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Or just bring in your N64 to the office. Duh.

New Hampshire and Connecticut.

Damn right, Cal throwback.

(I'm a Brooks Robinson jersey owner myself, but damn right.)

As the QB that no one picks and always saves my fantasy season, I gotta say "thanks for the memories and all that beer I won each week."

The ESPN offices are currently on lockdown. The 6pm Sportscenter broadcast will be dedicated to Tim Tebow speculation, sources confirm.

Federer probably is, too. Just keeps it on the down low, so nobody has to know, etc.

Everyone wants to help sick kids. If you don't help sick kids, you're a horrible person/company. Of course Marvel and Disney get good run because there's Captain America visiting sick kids, but still, Chris Evans could have rolled up in a Captain America t-shirt and these pics would still be everywhere.

He's like what Ed Reed was for the Ravens in 2012. A glorified center fielder in the NFL.

Go up, make a pick, land, and hope you didn't break something.

FUCK YOU I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M DONE.

Oh dear, I see your point.

No, that's not a pizza. That was invented by an italian man who was told to try and make a cake.

"Everybody knows red-orange goes before orange-red."

If we're taking this seriously, I gotta have Tom and April higher up. Why is Perd #4? Bruh.

The producer of this segment did the same experiment in college to pass Earth Science 101 and graduate with their 3 science credits.

He named his son Mason after himself. Mason is a horrible name to cast upon a child.

It destines you to grow up in the midwest, love Jesus, attempt to play baseball, and most likely fail.