If the Ravens logo wasn't so fucking awful, I'd love this helmet.

But it's a bird with a B on it's head.

I can't even recall the numbers of Petite, Posada and Bernie Williams.

Yeah. Sorry for the drugs and the fear and the crime and the murders and the smell and the corruptions AND OUR SHITTY MAYOR, etc.

But we'll never be sorry for crab dip, Old Bay and Bergers motherfuckin' Cookies.

It's as close as anyone else has gotten. Brady Bunch reunions count even when Marcia didn't want to participate and Robert Reed (Dad Brady) passed away.

Holy shit it finally happened. Jimmy was trying to get these guys together since 2009.

#goals

She wasn't wearing a jersey. This concerns me, as it may indicate she was a Seahawks fan longer than the 2013 Postseason. Oh dear.

I'm glad this video filled the "grown men crying" quota, along with at least one "WE DID IT!" — — but I'm surprised I didn't see any Hernandez jerseys.

Marshawn Lynch's best video segment involved sports media, however:

Brian Murphy's just a really grumpy Vikings reporter.

Super Bowl 42 and 46 rings. Both stolen from the same groundskeeper on the Giants staff.

Mmmm, that Shiner is the real deal. Not a bock fan...I'm a fan of the Black and the Cheer seasonal, though.

I choked out a laugh in my quiet office. damn you, sir.

+1

This story was gift wrapped for this exact response. Well done.

This will be sold to some corporation to celebrate the thrill of the game...and sugary soda product.

The Oregon game already showed us he can fumble at a New York Jets level.

Here come the stories of Jameis hoping to get to the Jets or Tampa (because what kid wouldn't want to play football in NY or Florida), but will probably end up in Tennessee.

Yes.

Drew Magary should have rants teasing his rants.

This is the most internet traffic that film will ever get.

Watch the Redskins pick up a QB at #5, and RGIII says the same thing...for the lulz.