I regret not owning a PC, Playstation or XBox as Fallout 3 is only $3.

Stupid Mac/Nintendo/Too busy to play games anyway lifestyle.

I regret not owning a PC, Playstation or XBox as Fallout 3 is only $3.

Stupid Mac/Nintendo/Too busy to play games…

Pineapple Haribo Express

I had distant cousins come over to our families house maybe in 2012 for a family reunion.

I had a SNES and N64, and these little shits thought I was a caveman. Bitching all over about graphics while playing my childhood games like Cruisin' USA, Goldeneye and Uniracers.

Fuck kids, man.

"I need you to kick this guy out of college. Really, it's part of my plan."

It's 1995, friends! Lets order Dominos and play Jet Moto till 11pm cause Mom's on a date yeeaaaahhh!!

Alabama fans are like Patriot fans...where losing means the end of the world...but they're also from the south. So it's like HOLY FUCK NOT AGAIN.

The Browns just cut Ben Tate. Picking up Ray Rice seems like a Browns thing to do...and it'd be Baltimore's worst nightmare if Rice can produce like he did in 2012.

I'd love to see RG3 go to the Rams, simply for the trolling factor that St. Louis will have after getting all those draft picks and the pick they traded away retroactively.

When it all comes down to it, one man is paid millions to play in Minnesota, and the other person lives there.

Hide in the break room as long as possible. If you're lucky, everyone will be too busy to notice you're gone.

I've never been a big Cosby fan, but Gawker Media has been dropping "Cosby's an asshole and rapist" stories for days on days now.

I also don't think Peyton ever said "ARRRGH FUUUCK" after his knees went ————> over there.

Their Christmas video was easily their worst. The second half was the family rapping what they did all year. Spoiler alert: none of it involved a bleach cocktail.

My alma mater made Deadspin? Holy shit. I'm buying a lottery ticket tomorrow.

This young man will have a legendary career in New England sports radio.

Imagine how glitchy the game might've been if they figured out how to program female characters.

At least the one dude with the big hat was trying to help her down the steps to (hopefully) a bus.

"Comfortably Numb" has an amazing solo. And this little girlplays it better than I ever have. Damn it.

Or a Beady Eye album.