Best bandwagon fans in baseball. Between 1987 and 2004 you didn't hear shit coming from that town.

So, the audience applauds because he's not paralyzed or knocked out? I never understand why when someone is carried off the field, the audience applauds it.

Prince's Super Bowl halftime was really fucking good. Especially "Purple Rain" during the actual rain and the marching band covered in glow lights.

"Even with God's fury raining down on the beautiful city of St. Louis, knowing our Cards are back where they belong in the NLCS is the brightest sun of all."

The NLCS is the Giants and Cardinals...again...

Thank god for the Royals and Orioles. Get a fresh team in there.

RIBS VS. CRABCAKES. I AM SO DOWN.

-Orioles fan cosign.

This may be my favorite Drew Magary post ever.

You forgot to put Bill Clinton and George Clinton.

Tom Brady is the Derek Jeter of football.

"The Bug Known As Bash" will be a shitty band on Soundcloud before Christmas.

I still play this game. I remember when it first came out, friends and I took turns playing it and getting jumpscared every now and then. (The monks behind the painting, monks with chainguns, burning dude in kitchen, those damn dogs, etc.)

And now the Meek shall inherit the Earth.

Graduating from a small commuter college with a Division II basketball team, I find this totally normal.

Fucking blasphemous. Nothing beats having a whole primetime lineup trumped by 3-4 hours of baseball every night from April to October. Nothing.

I read somewhere near the end of Lost that Matthew Fox was gonna take a break from acting and just count his money. I think he wins, if you can mostly retire and choose roles no matter how obscure or shitty things end up being.

Ben Kingsley did Bloodrayne because he never got to play a vampire before.

Can we do Heroes next? After Zachary Quinto, I'm hard pressed to remember anyone from that show.

I'm convinced that D.C. and Baltimore have the worst callers in America. When the Ravens won the Super Bowl two years ago, there were callers calling in complaining about how the Ravens could have done more. THEY WON THE FUCKIN—nevermind.

The season 3 premiere, with the book club and the plane crashing overhead and the others sending spies to mix in with the survivors...I lost my goddamned mind at that reveal.

Too bad the show became hot garbage down the road. The first few seasons had me hooked.