Ripken did his lap in the middle of the 5th inning, when the game became official. Jones' stuff is all post-game, fans hanging out after the fact to celebrate, and I believe those pies and beer splashing are welcome, as compared to a punch.

(Unless it was a nice Hawaiian Punch.)

As a graphic designer who saves his work way too fucking much, it was probably an intern posting the wrong .png file on social media.

I'm holding out hope that Dave Bautista will return and wrestle as Drax.

Otherwise, maybe this guy could do it.

There's no way they'll let him back into the Postseason. I thought Johnny Peralta and the biogenesis stuff handled that. There's gotta be some sort of rule about that. He'll be back next year.

this sucks, we'll move on and hopefully someone else steps up to carry the load.

at least JJ's supposed to be back today.

Come on, Baltimore. FUCK!

Old men getting upset at college kids is one of America's hidden joys.

This is like the WWF Chris Benoit tribute, but it took the NFL 7 months to cho—


No, I'm sorry.

This makes me much more proud of "Love In An Elevator"

Buffalo has Toronto maybe? Or is it all CFL up there?

Ichiro is the one and only Yankee that this Baltimore fan will ever like.

If it was good enough for Dennis Hopper, no one should ever be complaining.

College students decided on this banner, mere minutes away from a building that teaches you why you shouldn't do that.

I know I'm part of a certain generation that would have eventually created #TrailOfTears ...

I just never wanted that day to actually arrive. Fuck.

Camden Yards did it right with their crab dip waffle fries. Nothing massive or over the top. Just simple and absolutely perfect.

It's the feminine cross training shoes that mess it up.

NOOOOO! BROOOO!

I love the grandma troll clapping him at the :25 mark.

You forgot the part about Steeler fans asking "but how many rings do we have?" EVERY TIME the Steelers lose a game or don't make the post season.