Chris Brown Middle School earns gold in Women's Judo.

Skins/Ravens? You mean a rock bottom team and a big purple murderous asteroid coming to down to join them?

The worst part is, out of those three I'd have to choose Coldplay.

I wish we could donate to the promotion of Darwinism.

It's not that hard to have a kid named Robin in a Zelda game. Have Link come across a bird-themed town. Boom. Done.

Ten Commandments of Sports

I.) Sports fans don't need to be rationally pissed.

If they reeeally wanted to piss off the consumers and fuck everything up, they could give the 3 mercedes cars maxed out stats so you'd beat the hell out of your friends while driving a douchebag SUV.

If they reeeally wanted to piss off the consumers and fuck everything up, they could give the 3 mercedes cars maxed out stats so you'd beat the hell out of your friends while driving a douchebag SUV.

The biggest twist? She's a Giants fan.

Dwayne Wade, you basic.

Hunter Pence is bad and should feel bad.

Paulina Gretzky is like what you get if you cut out Wayne Gretzky's head from a magazine and attached it to a swimsuit issue of SI.

Moving from Cleveland to DC is like flipping over the mattress covered in piss to the dry side.

This is true...but as any Orioles fan would say..."but it's Brooks."

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The umpires will never be Royals. It doesn't run in their blood.

Can the NCAA declare players ineligble because they're asking for likes, comments, and subscribes?

The camera guy fell over. Amazing.

The NFL is counting its money and not listening.

Why is Deadspin bringing this up after the suspension verdict has come down, and not in the days after the incident actually happened? Sounds like the stirring of shit to me.