"Why do we flop, Master Wade?"

As an Oriole fan, this west coast road trip is 100% nail biter. If the birds come out on the other side with more wins over losses, I'll be happily surprised.

I haven't seen a lady choke on something like that in front of a camera since *the entire Deadspin community has the exact same joke*

It's tragic that Jay Onrait is being wasted on a network no one watches like FS1.

What is the age of the average AA ball player? I'm just doing math to see if a 35 year old man is trying to fight a bunch of 20-something-year-old semi-pro athletes.

Needed Mark Wahlberg shooting Derek in the leg.

He has very good reason to have one in that picture.

I want to shit all over those radio guys getting way too excited and crying and stuff.

But if Cal Ripken ever bought the Orioles from Angelos, or Jimi Hendrix walks on stage during the Super Bowl and says "Gotcha!", I might cry too.

Dan Snyder: "Hey, those Red and Gold ones are pretty nice..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0GGnd…

I read the title about falling on swords and just had to post this. Excuse my nerdiness, but this scene is awesome. (Begins at 1:10)

Before I go out and get a Wii U, I've got a bunch of Virtual Console games on my Wii — can I move them over there? Even the NeoGeo ones?

No snarky puns. This was pretty fucking awesome.

When LeBron is a free agent, it means that the U.S. is collapsing. At least that's what Alex Jones said last time:

Why do all the other Gawker Media blogs like to focus so much on shock and outrage and prejudice while you guys just chill and be cool people? (Except Drew Magary.)

Also, what happened to Tuesday Night Fights?

I mean...what did you guys expect?

I've got the same tattoo, except with disc golf and a lot less street cred.

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

Yeah America!

*the bar cheers!*

When does the MLS Season start!?

*deafening silence*

Nothing says love in Texas like a cowhide covered in cow meat. Or His &Her electric chairs.