My brain hurts.

I'm convinced that's what Arin Hanson always does, too.

The bald guy at the the bottom of the video at :27 seconds doesnt seem too happy.

O.J. Simpson

THESE FEELS CAN BE COMMERCIALIZED!

Yanks losing at home 4 to 1 in the top of the 3rd? The fans will be gone by bottom 4.

You'd think Jay-Z would know a majority of white bros at his concert are Lax fans.

Baltimore can be dangerous, but we won't wish or implement death upon thee for supporting a different sports team while in our city.

Philly fans come into other cities and try to enforce their colors like a bunch of roman warrior man-children.

I once had a Phillies fan pull up next to me in a car while in Baltimore, saw my O's magnet, and told me to fuck off, crash my car and die.

Philadelphia is fucking insane.

If he was some random dude cutting his grass he could say anything he wanted. The fact that he owns a billion dollar organization that hires minorities of which he's saying these horrible things towards is why he was fired from his job. Not arrested, not jailed. Fired.

Here's hoping that graphics guy somehow lands the Oscars and Nick Nolte is a no-show.

I applaud the mention of Klaus Nomi.

How in the hell is Maryland not all up on Ray Lewis and/or Joe Flacco in their love hate relationships?

MICHAEL! Put on that damn suit your grandma bought you a go look for a fucking job. FSU isn't going to pay you for this shit.

Now, just imagine all of those athletes as captured souls inside the mind of this man.

I'm Going To Type Like Spike Lee Until Next Season In Hopes That The Knicks Make A Comeback Tru Dat Sho Nuff.

Fuck. Beat me to it.

I was the kid who struck out trying to lay down a bunt on three pitches in a row.