I think that news station handled it well. Their neighbors in Connecticut have been dealing with riots lately and it was cordial for them to pussy out.

MY CHILDREN WILL HATE ME IF I DON'T KEEP GIVING TOYS TO THEM!

How's the ventilation on that thing? Will my fingerprints be scorched off after 10 minutes?

They can definitely clean this up in post. They'll take the audio from Nick's microphone, throw in some music bed, and throw in some cheering crowds. No one will ever know. Except everyone smart enough to look online...

The fans of America's Got Talent will never know.

We've found the Rainmaker. Call Bruce Willis. Give me Emily Blunt's phone number.

Ugh. The Oriole fan in me twitched when Deadspin reminded me of Albert Belle.

There ain't no riot like a bandwagon riot because a bandwagon riot is the worst.

*Runs away in excitement after awesome pun*


*Gets 4*

Mudslides = death.

Ball is life.

The Great White Hype

Well, Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen except maybe The Wire. I will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.

Wait wait, that TMZ douchebag has another job? Hosting a show? AND being a lawyer?

god damn it.

This video already has more views than career passing yards.

Yuuuup.

Yes, I know, that's the logical and reasonable answer. But the internet is a horrible place and I was expect things to explode out of context.

Now the question becomes was the fan out of line, or is Bernardez a homophobe?

I have no opinion, but I'm waiting for Gawker or Tumblr to force one on me.

DWTS will never get the young male following because it's up against sports, pro wrestling, Netflix, Hulu, Xbox, Nintendo, Playstation and masturbating.

Come at me, comrade!

In Russia, we make fun of our past. Just ask Ukraine.

Will it be more like Sex BoBomb vs. Katayanagi Twins?