Someone actually went out and bought a USA ugly sweater?

That's reason enough to shut down everything.

Johnny Quinn keeps getting stuck in places.

Johnny Quinn is like the shitty Johnny Quest.

NBC would cut the President announcing the defeat of Al-Qaeda if it was running into the opening of The Voice.

RUSSIA OKAY WITH GIRLS KISSING AS LONG AS WE THINK WE HAVE CHANCE, COMRADE.

This isn't nearly as good as the fan posted video from his seats behind the goalpost for the Patriots/Ravens game when Tucker kicked it over the pole and it counted as good.

I've never seen such a level of Patriot Butthurt.

He's the guy who button mashes at fighting game tournaments, but in game show form. He is wonderful.

Glad to see "The Boat That Rocked"/"Pirate Radio" get some love. Criminally underrated and overlooked film.

Manchild problems.

Hipsters.

There was a documentary crew there for the new film "Stop Passin'."

Let's just cut our losses and blatantly plagarize Scoop the pelican beanie baby, and call it a day. He's fucking adorable.

The leg joint of the computer table I was watching this on just gave out.

Maryland! We're finally #1 in something that doesn't involve murder, drugs, seafood, or that rare combination of all three!

Will the Pro Bowl ever become a skills contest? Please?

I was about to saw these things look like some kind of shit you'd see in a Ralph Lauren catalog, and then I read the article.

Bases Loaded > all this bushleague bullshit.

They've already got the Sports Junkies, what's one more dick?

DAGGERRRR!

+1

He's gonna need more than one, I hear his buddy Papa John is already 12 beers in and talking about free pizzas with "a Denver fucking loss I dare him"

I could have sworn Madonna was just going to change bras.