King Bach is one of the best people online.

Bach takeover:

This is awesome, but I'm still waiting to see the Ed Reed GoPro footage from the Ravens Superbowl Parade

Free Papa Johns in Denver tonight.

For better or worse, in sickness and in health, and incase one of us gets a broken leg in a few minutes.

Did Sonic the Hedgehog put a baby in Pan (Goku's Granddaughter) during and/or causing 9/11?

And since I'm a homer mcfanboy, the Flacco to Jones "Mile High Miracle" to force overtime in the AFC Divisional:

Manny Machado channeling Brooks Robinson is surely an honorable mention.

That's an audacious statement, Deadspin. The Worst Thing on The Internet? Maybe the worst Christmas themed thing on the internet in December 2013.

Lets get this shit started. Post your worst things from the internet:

He already works one of Sony's animations studios. If anything he'll get sued by Marvel for making Iron Man stuff via Sony.

Not really, but I can see the scandal rumors already.

They discontinued Chicken Selects to make room for the Mighty Wings. I haven't been back to a McDonalds since.

Fuck Mighty Wings.

"A cute boy after a drink or two, that's who Brian Boitano'd do."

The non-canon Zelda Arcade Game we've wanted for decades, but we just never knew that we wanted it.

Someone forgot to eat his Chunky soup.

"Paul McCartney Gets T-Shirt Snagged by Some Punk Ass Kid Whose Favorite Band Wouldn't Exist Without Helter Skelter"

Merry Christmas, Snyder cousins!

We hope this elaborate video card finds you well AND BE SURE TO LIKE FAVORITE AND SUBSCRIBE!

Please show Grandma how to Subcribe to our Youtube channel.

Sliced bread. BJ's. Beer pong. This.

"Mom? Hey, yeah, I'm done. I kicked sooooo much ass today!...No, no I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that...I did really good....Yeah, I'll be out front. Love you, too."

If I was a 10-year old kid who got to run around a Toys-R-Us with an NFL cheerleader and buy whatever I wanted, I think I'd lose my goddamned mind.

According to wikipedia, this song was written in half an hour by two people.

Fucking hell. If I could stare at a picture from National Geographic, spend 30 minutes and write a song about it and become famous...damn it I hate the music industry.

In the words of little Johnny, the most obnoxiously cute Ravens fan... "it's all eau-ver noww!"