This should have been worth more than 5 points in my fantasy league, damn it.
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This is just the b-roll for the upcoming cross promotion with Kobe and Tide detergent.
Does this mean the Farmington basketball team is down for the weird shit? Or is this just a bunch of good ol' country girls being edgy?
The man who was charged with rape gives a "stiff arm" to the allegations.
tl;dr
Yankees swing their dick with the money clip on it around.
Your first sentence mentioned your seven-inch dick and female cluttered past. Then went on to discuss what women like.
Methinks if you knew what women liked, you wouldn't have a cluttered past.
Jokes on the patron, they still have your credit card info. There's something so deliciously trolling about having a second charge from the restaurant for $0.01.
"...a bag of sand."
It's rather obvious that he's stepping to the VERY EDGE of the sideline on purpose and playing it up like he didn't notice.
Wasn't there a Jets game a few weeks back in which a ref threw a penalty for players and staff being on that large white line during gameplay?
He shouldn't have been in the white painted area already. That's for officials only when the game clock is moving.
And then the shit eating grin after he didn't get flagged after it was replayed on the jumbotron...it was quite intentional.
Sidenote, I like the one twitter user who recommends he leaves college and plays semi-pro.
Don't semi-pro players get some compensation?
Keep in mind, this is an 18-21 year old college student playing football for free and undoubtedly racking up some student loans.
College football fans are fucking insane.
This man used to be a doctor! What kind of grimy shit is this?!
Write In: Ryan Gosling
The DC/Baltimore area is full of guys like this. If I didn't love the Orioles, weather, Ravens or the local seafood, I'd say nuke it from orbit.
Ouch. Hope the bar's okay.
You obviously don't follow Chris Kluwe on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ChrisWarcraft
I wonder how many fans would be cool with a team win if every game one attendee had to die. How many fans would be cool with a human sacrifice if it guaranteed a team win? There are some psychos.
I was trying to design a minimalist drawing for Ted Williams but Adobe Illustrator froze on me.