Odin's dead? This calls for a... Thor-ough investigation.

Counterpoint: Leaving early in this case not only makes you a bad fan, it means you're missing the entire point of watching sports. All the reasons you cite to leave early are real concerns. Traffic sucks, you don't have a pension, and a politically connected business is going to try to screw you out of all the money…

This has jumped to second on my list of favorite pairs of Upton knockers.

All you neanderthal Americans care about is the hit, but a trained rugby fan notices that by taking that hit, the player allowed his team to score a 5 point Moogli.

That's totally fair, and I didn't mean to lump some of the other responses in with your own. The nicer part in all this is that Hibbert seems like he's taking this as an opportunity to learn.

I think you really have to allow for the possibility that Hibbert realized that what he just said sounded like he was talking about having gay sex with LeBron and was joking about it on the level that someone would say "that's what she said." It's dumb and warrants an apology, but the armchair academic analyzing of…

The whole camera crew shouted the same thing at me during my one stage frightened foray into pornography.

[Commits flagrant foul against Belinelli to establish pattern]

This speculation as to the identity of the photographer on my part, but I'm happy to see that Deion once again has his main bitch and a mistress.

Great shot of him Göring yard.

Green's in its proper place, but the only explanation for purple being above getting hit by a car is that you're trying to kick a codeine habit and you're getting a little placebo high off it.

Thank god hitlerlovr came in to talk some sense into him.

TOTALLY HYPOTHETICAL PARENTING SCENARIO:

I'll play devil's advocate and say that it's perfectly reasonable for a state's highest paid employee to be a coach for the following reasons:

Species: Floozius Miami

Why I Voted For Carmelo Anthony: A Link To The Pageview Count Of This Article Followed By A Picture Of My Butt

Ha!

Coming this summer...

I think I can safely speak for the entire Midwest when I say thank you for not being bullied by hoighty toighty anti-mayonnaisse cowards.

Not Landy Jones. He didn't have anything left after shitting his pants and running the 40 yard dash.