I meant to include text on this post, but it didn't come through. I'm a Michigan fan and I think the gif makes it look like Morgan slid under him. But if you look at the video, you see Morgan has his left foot planted where he'll take the charge when Triche is near the FT line. So while Morgan's right foot does slide…

Galliani thought that he'd really shown Mario when he made him smoke an entire pack at once, but was disappointed when it turned out that he'd just given Balotelli his new signature goal celebration.

Then I have wildly misinterpreted the tone of your column. My apologies.

Also, if Brandon Knight tried to take a charge on Deandre Jordan's dunk, there's a decent chance Jordan would've cleared him and thrown down a still insane dunk Lille Vince Carter over Weis.

Totally agree. Just like it's bullshit when a pitcher throws a changeup or a football team throws a screen. Every play should be raw thoughtless athleticism. Keep your "wits" out of my sports.

"Think I just made my own diaper dandy! What black pit of hell did you crawl out of, baby!?"

Look guys, I admire the way you try to tailor your message to the audience, but you can't hold up a bracket that has "God Hates Fags" as the winner AND loser in every single game. That's not how sports work.

According to Henderson, the cooler he kicked over also called his sister a whore.

Hell yeah! This is America! Anyone who reads these tweets can tell you our official language is Broken English.

Whoa Nelly! This is going to be a good one folks! We've got Catholics vs Baptists! Two storied franchises, one's predilection for cousin lovin' is documented by the internet and the other's by the Bible! Iconoclastic hats! Which do you prefer, houndstooth or papal!? The South's nasty history of racism vs that time I…

Lovie Smith was not an above average coach. He made the playoffs 3 times in his 9 seasons in Chicago. Sixteen teams in the NFL made it 4 or more times in those 9 seasons. Franchises known for their consistent powerhouse head coaches such as Washington and Carolina made it just as many times. Kudos to Lovie for finding…

Here's where I think our disconnect is. I'm saying that lax gun laws have lead to our current crisis and you're pointing out that simply tightening restrictions won't solve it. There will be Plaxicos and Oakland will still have a problem. The window's broken (even if I believe simply saying that ignores that we broke…

I'm not denying that there are other extremely significant factors that go into murder rates beyond the level of gun control. Oakland has plenty of those factors going against it. But saying there are other factors and that gun control laws don't have any effect are not the same. If you ban guns, you're likely to see…

I'm going to respond to you because I recognize your name. I don't think that this line of thinking describes anyone who owns a gun, as I know several proud gun enthusiasts who it does not. That said, it clearly does describe a substantial portion of our population and even the commenters here, to which I submit…

HEY DURR TOMMY U BEST WATCH URSELF... I CAME HURR EXPECTING SPROTS AND TITZ... NOT SOME FANCY WORDMAN STANDIN ON A WORDBOX SAYING STUFF... IF SOME KIDS GOTTA GET SHOT BY A CRAZY PERSON SO I CAN FONDLE MY GUNS WHILE HARBORING FANTASIES ABOUT SHOOTING MINORITIES THAT BROKE INTO MY HOME AND GET HAILED AS A LOCAL HERO…

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I'll absolute give it most daring and I almost always agree with its insights. In terms of humor though, I laughed much harder at Key and Peele immediately after South Park. Which, by the way, is a massively underrated show.

The Simpsons is like your Grandpa that's completely lost his mind to Alzheimer's. It makes me sad. I still hold fast that The Simpsons in its prime was operating on a whole different level from any show ever.

South Park discussion: I will preface this by saying that I think South Park is one of the greatest television shows I've ever seen and I'm not trying to shit on it. That said, do you guys genuinely still find this show funny? I watched last week's episode and couldn't help feeling the parts of the episode that…