Balotelli: [dunks]

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

That stinks, I was at a bachelor party in Las Vegas once and this pretty police officer knocked on our door. She said she was going to have to give us a citation for having too much fun. Luckily for us, my friends and I bribed her and gave her 300 dollars to leave quickly, as we were waiting for a stripper to show up…

Everywhere. Anywhere. Upstairs. Downstairs. Back yard. Fire escape. Back seat. First Congregational Church on Center Street. Supermarket. Movie theater. Doctor's office. Post office. Recruiting office.