When I went there with my family, we drove around playing a fun game called "Spot the Minority."

Well, it's not really like the players did anything wrong here. My problem with this is that it punishes none of the people who deserve to be punished. Spanier and Curley, they're going to be handled by the US justice system just like Sandusky. I get the whole culture argument, but it's not as if the fans and players…

Players, at all times, will be required to carry a personal Stone of Shame made in the likeness of Paterno's statue.

I particularly enjoyed the scene where Batman got up in full costume and delivered a speech on the threat of The Gays in his Batman voice.

I haven't seen the movie so I can't comment on it, but I'm going to guess it's like the Dark Knight where people interpret it as wildly pro-Bush when it's actually pretty nuanced.

No it's not like erasing Bonds or Clemens. They broke the arbitrary rules of a sporting commission. Joe Paterno let children get raped. It's a violation of tradition vs. a violation of the most basic duties of being a fucking human being.

"Why would anyone want to wear another person's hair?" said Tim McCarver while munching on a baggie of barbershop clippings like they were potato chips.

Important: Herm Edwards just used the word "rejuvalize." Emmitt Smith has passed his torch.

LeBron's performance in the NBA Finals won't mean anything no matter what, because we are all dead on a long enough timeline.

Coincidentally, I saw a friend from high school for the first time in years today and he claims he saw Patty at Mifflin where Kane grabbed a girl, spun her around, and told her, "You look like the kind of girl who wants to suck my dick." This friend is a known exaggerator and I would doubt the story's voracity, except…

Be nice to Lynn, he's doing as well as any 13 year old girl splitting time between running Page 2 and being the VP of the WE LOVE YOU TOTZ A LOT SELENA GOMEZ FOREVER FAN CLUB!!! could be expected.

Not even touching the unnecessary political bent you threw in there, but when Drew said Greggy blames the Jews for everything and then linked the Slate article, he did out and out call him a racist. More importantly, stop being a cunt.

Not really. They grabbed Katie Baker from a website that, to most people, is famous for posting pictures of Brett Favre's alleged penis. America is past viewing gambling as an unspeakable vice.

[Ndamukong Suh, Nyjer Morgan, Metta World Peace, and Raffi Torres are walking down the street]

The Coyotes announcers call it a clean hit because no one in Phoenix has ever actually seen hockey.

Later he was charged by the Salt Lake City DA for a case of "Mormon Rape."

"What a flop."- Portuguese Soccer Player

Your best work, Drew.

I'm a White Sox fan in Ann Arbor and even I can't muster up much reason to hate this team. They're infield weighs a collective two tons, hits the ball a country mile, and Verlander is masterful. The fans, in my experience, are pretty low on the obnoxiousness scale. If they're not in your league you might as well root…

"Let's move on to more important things. Like if cream cheese was served with the bagels at a recruiting event."