"The best way to be successful is to do things that are probably bad ideas and then hope they work in spite of you," said the rational man.

Nicely done.

David Stern is prepared for a lengthy lockout, his impressive store of neck fat will sustain him through the coming winter.

That's not a costume, Crosby has to walk around in a suit of armor to protect himself from getting another concussion.

I haven't looked yet. My answer is enema!

And just like it's eponym, this trend is entirely unimpressive, but will be praised effusively on the internet by morons.

To clarify my first question, it should say "Have you really never met a Christian who wasn't pro-life/was pro-choice?" My bad on that.

"I think we can agree that pro-life is essentially a Christian wide held stance. Not all denominations of Christianity agree on everything, but pro life has to be on that list."

These cheap puns make me want to drink All the bleach.

I think it's possible to feel hostile towards Tebow's pro-life promotions without feeling hostile towards him as an outspoken Christian. Totally anecdotally, I have a friend who's a conservative Catholic that I enjoy talking with about a wide range of serious issues, except abortion. When he gets on that I want to…

Your forgot [praises mediocre white player] and [blames the Jews].

Ty Cobb sees no problem here because he is too busy beating a quadriplegic into a coma.

Those damn headstrong Norwegians. First they separate from Sweden, now this.

Accurate, except WASPs do not curse. It is a sign of lower breeding.

"Turn in your Mann Card."

Given Wilt's incredible claims about women, I'd say there's a decent chance that it might be a case of like-father-like-son.

Excellent article Barry.

That fits the definition but I don't think that's what it was. Also @EddieMurraySparkles, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, it's spelled "Jizm" with a z.

Vocab question DUAN:

"Got my real estate license for shits and gigs, brah!"