Harper's bizarre.

This marks Larry Hughes's first recorded assist since the '05-'06 season.

I don't get it. Those people will sit and do a month's worth of work for a savings of 600 dollars. Which sounds good, until you realize they would've made more money in less time if they were the ones bagging the groceries.

I love Vidal Sassoooooooon!

Isn't Assault and Battery the most common double major at ASU?

He made it boring. He made it beautiful.

+1 I loved the freewriting.

At least the Pirates finally won something.

Ben Folds is hilarious.

I thoroughly approve of bull rape in this case. I am not a very forgiving man.

I took History of Witchcraft last semester (Your tuition is being well spent dad!) and a couple of kids burst into a lecture on brooms and had a pretty impressive fight. The class applauded, which I believe is the correct reaction.

If I'm Doc Rivers, I put Delonte West on LeBron James and tell him to just smirk at LeBron like he knows a really funny joke that he won't share.

Wayne Brady has reached out and advised Mr. McNabb that "haters gonna hate."

Messages would be nice. Then I could get drunk and send people private messages telling them I think they're funny and that we should run away together.

I think it's because he's always portrayed as the good guy in movies, but he never seems to do anything that would indicate he's a good guy. Just because you're skinny and mutter around girls doesn't make you nice, it makes you socially awkward.

Has anyone else noticed the positively ridiculous amounts of defensive 3 seconds called against the Bulls? The Celtics run the exact same system and never get called for it.

Those are good things to hate. I have a real problem with Michael Cera, though it's hard for me to explain why.

Sure the son is phenome-Nadal, but I don't think that Rafa should have to pay child support until it's proven that he is genome-Nadal.

Were you the chubby kid I went to camp with when I was 12? Because I swear he told the exact same story about his Canadian girlfriend.

Is choose your own erotic adventure and acceptable medium for this story?