When asked why, Rodgers proudly announced "I LOVE LESBIANS, BYEAH!"

Get out of here, Mr. Goodell. You have a CBA to negotiate.

Hi. Wanna see my pet rabbit Cottonball? He's fluffy and likes it when you pet him.

"So as to pay for his several illegitimate children AND imagined head injuries."

I don't want to explain the joke, so I'll have this poor quality Simpsons clip do it.

I know we're supposed to suspend our disbelief for DHF and give the commenters in pink their time to shine, but fuck you Mike, you clearly have no knowledge of speedos, pool balls, or male genitalia.

I'm a Michigan student and I love it now, and I can honestly say that my first semester here was similarly disappointing. I had a Long Island Jew for a roommate who's a nice guy, and I figured since I was also Jewish to tag along to some of the places he was it. Hated every god damn second of it, what a horrible crowd…

Wells' or Ellison's?

Well, Kevin Love is having one of the best season's a low post player's had in the last 25 years or so and Griffin is putting together arguably the best single season highlight reel compilation of the last 25 years, so even though Aldridge's performance translates more to the win column, I'm ok with it.

Say what you want about Simmons' column, but his outside projects have been at worst, ok (Book of Basketball) and at best, outstanding (30 for 30).

And don't forget that The Mentalist! invented cinnamon.

If more sorority girls would band together and scrap like this, we wouldn't have so many frat house rapes.

This looks terrible, but the solution is simple: Bear maulings. Colin Cowherd gets mauled by a bear? Now there's a show I would watch.

I can tell you right now, right now people, that by the way Nick shakes his rump in this first episode... this show will never win an Emmy. That right there tells me all I need to know. The stupidity is not the crime that is this show in itself. It is that you sat down and planned it out, really thought about making a…

Ewe 'N' Murray was my favorite Irish cartoon show when I was a kid. They taught me how to make bath tub whiskey and the dangers of the treacherous Welsh.

Meanwhile, Rand Paul abused chefs for not taking their right to deny service to black people seriously.

I dunno, I think he tried to pull a Reggie Miller and kicked his leg out.

OK, I can agree with that. If he's not noticeably better than another pitcher, he shouldn't make the team. The reporter's assertion that the kid should be on the team because of his situation is kind of bone-headed. But the article made it seem like he had decent stuff, 80 MPH fastball plus a curve which is solid for…

Boo-hickey on that. I would like to show that a pitcher's fielding is borderline inconsequential.

It's something I thought about and I don't really have a conclusive answer for it. But here's how I would think about it. Let's say a kid is a .400 "bunter," meaning 40 percent of his bunts are successful. Damn, that kid is really fucking good at bunting. But he's only getting one base per at bat, so he's getting .4…