That flagrant on Boozer was possibly the worst in the history of the NBA. Joey Crawford should go back to his day job of being Don Rickles.

@VTBen: +1 massive hypocrite

@Cyrus_the_virus: Funny, game theory is a class I've already decided that I want to take and I'm picking Mandarin back up after taking it for 3 years in high school.

@Cyrus_the_virus: There's evidence of rice in the Hunan province of China being a Giffen good with a price elasticity of demand of +.45.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...:

Will Leitch read from his collection of erotic haikus centered on the St. Louis Cardinals?

I'm not mad, I also think it's a waste of funds to try to to educate Texans. Far better to watch them try to hurt each other in modern day gladiator pits.

Click the link, channelsurfing.net is working. You can take my guns and my religion, Obama, but you'll never take my out of market Bulls games.

@MadeWithBitsOfRealPantherSwipe: Any woman can carry an impressive side boob. Under-titty is when you know you've really made it.

@vodkanaut: Fantastic.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Totally understandable, as both organizations have the same slogan.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: And to achieve climax.

The Avacado Board wants to draw attention to guacamole.

It's funny that Wahlberg's producing Cowherd's show because they're both horrible racists.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I never understood caviar's appeal. Until now.

Not really a joke, but how does a funnel help you put a fish in a vagina? The logistics seem questionable at best.

the come-hither finger that had beckoned me into coach's office was jammed up my ass

@FavreFAIL: God damn it, I had an Oedipus comment and looked it up and Mattingly beat me to it so I switched to that and someone beat me to that too. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and not talk for a while.

But no one's reacting quite so petulantly as Burton

@AndrewJStone: The rest of the fan base can, and will, fault him for that. I personally don't care if an athlete plays the game and pretends that he cares about me. Favre, LeBron, we could go on for days about the guys who played the game, only to wind up deservedly hated. At the end of the day, I'm not sure a lot of…