"Then he's halfway to being a real Baltimore athlete."

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: In a gritty scrapfest, who would win: David Eckstein or Danny Woodhead?

@WashingtonForeskins: Couple days ago. Drew was probably drunk and feeling generous.

@Prick Top: There is a The Mentalist! account that has commenting disabled, that's what confused me.

@UweBollocks: Is he banned on here, too?

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: Would you consider holding a Thunderdome-esque battle royale of deadspin commenters for your hand in marriage? I think it would sell.

@RiotGrrrl: [www.thesmokinggun.com]

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: [jezebel.com]

"Fuck men who won't return the favor."

@Always Winning: New piece of costume jewelry. Looks real though. Also, that clip you put on jezebel? That's just swell work right there.

That was no mountain goat. It was Gary Busey on a three day binge of drinking nothing but industrial strength cleaner after he tore through the marshmallow fluff factory in a viking helmet. Gary loves his fluffernutters, only he makes them with people instead of peanut butter.

@Tulos_Mullet: Jesus Christ that is awful.

@InSinSeer: I second this. Rusty cost Sven Olgardsson the championship at this year's World Midget Tossing Consortium.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Maybe Daniel Tosh?

@All Over But The Sharting: Thanks. I plan on using it to promote my pet causes of replacing all moving walkways with slip 'n' slides and keeping Lou Holtz locked in his retirement home.

He does not demand we burn the witch! That means he's a witch. Burn the witch!

In regards to Easterbrook, I present that gimmicky two running backs thing ESPN likes to do:

@Rusty Shackleford: I really can't think of anything to compare the BCS to. I know everyone harps on it, but it's not economically smart, it's not the most satisfactory conclusion to a competitive season, and it's not popular. How the fuck does it survive? Couldn't you play the playoffs with sponsorship at major bowl…

@Rusty Shackleford: 400 million. [sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

@ReggieDunlop: Damn, should've read the thread before commenting. In my defense, I hate reading.