The NFL should experiment with taking off some of the pads. There's a false sense of security these guys have with the technology they wear. I think you would see less guys leaving their feet trying to kill a guy if they wore lighter stuff, more along the lines of the gear lacrosse players wear.

Fool, everyone knows that the true brain behind the western propaganda machine is the mighty sea cow.

Tim Tebow's Passionless Crotch

@Peckair: Finally someone calls out Craggs for his use of blatantly Pro-Obama (Probama?) baseball statistics.

"I think it's nice that Karen drove Rick home after he raped her. Usually my girls just call the police to come pick me up."

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Antonio Alfonseca has been waiting for this day for a long time.

I'd rather get a rectal exam from Yellowcard and Good Charlotte than listen to "Let It Rock" ever again. This soundtrack looks like it was picked by a 12 year old.

if you die because Rick Reilly told you to swat a bull on the ass with a newspaper, good riddance from our gene pool.

"Tim Tebow makes me hate America."

Last night, Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas drank Busch Light. Today, he sits on the toilet with Hall of Fame diarrhea.

How dayah you mawk me on your site!? Fack you Dawlairio, I was practicing fingahring your-ah mutha's vaginah!

@Sheed's Bald Spot: His team's got a couple of Lost Boys, but he's hoping it will at least be an Excellent Adventure.

It should be interesting, as France's U21 side probably could have beaten that World Cup squad.

John Terry always performs one hundred warmup thrusts before plowing a teammate's wife.

Lawyer: I'd like to see you do a backflip or put yourself through the intense workouts we go through!

The episode of the Addams Family where Thing shows his vacation slides is fucking terrible and I don't know why you reposted it here.

@ClueHeywood: I would prefer if you didn't as I don't want to be associated with hipsters in even the most tangential of ways.

Jimmy's Extenze enhanced Johnson always holds the majority vote at tribal council.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I preferred the episode with LeBron.

I can't decide if Glenn looks more androgynous or developmentally challenged. Get me Elena Kagan, this seems right up her alley.