So basically this Reddit writer has already been hired by Jezebel?

Just read his comments multiple times. Where exactly is he “having a fit”?

It’s amazing how he hit that hard and the contact didn’t look that bad at all. Those cars are truly amazing at dissipating energy.

“The party that only cuts taxes on the rich.”

Wait. How exactly did he “fuck” anyone over?

I assure whatever they talk about is no dumber than calling Karl Rove a “soup-brained psychopath”.

Just when you think Democrats have thought of every stupid thing for which to criticize Republicans.

It’s  almost funny how you don’t see the irony here...

You literally could not be dumber.

Looks much better without the number on the hood/side panels.

Wait... you actually need someone to explain the difference here? Wow.

Deadspin is notoriously inconsistent with virtually all of their takes.

In Russia, prehistoric fossilized foal drink you.

New Years Resolution for you: learn the difference between climate and weather.

Getting caught doing what? I don’t think you understand the story here.

Wait. Why should Urban Meyer be in prison?

Oh, just stop. The media is the reason why Courtney Smith was lost in this story, not Urban. Get your head out of your ass.

“Hey, what I can we do to deflect the true story. I get it... let’s call someone a Nazi!”

Read TheRoot sometime. You’ll see far worse.

I’m confused. I’ve read far worse whenever a white guy murders someone on TheRoot, so I may need someone to walk me through the line here.