Sorry, Tire Rack didn’t provide that material in their press release.

So what you are saying is a van got slammed into by an out of control Honda and autonomous controls had nothing to do with the wreck. So I guess Jalopnik is just reporting on local accidents now. Ok, got it.

In this day and age, if you can have a 4 door coupe, why not a 2 door sedan? Boy, I remember when words used to mean things.

This is what the Subaru Justy should have been. In terms of not only design and versatility but production lifespan as well. Or, now let’s aim high, the Ford Festiva. A 4wd Festiva that retained its Mazda B-series engine swap-ability would be the most ridiculously fun practical thing ever sold in the USA.

He’s had months to fix his problem and now he wants to be rescued. Again.

Tesla contracts with Balance Staffing to supply temp workers. Tesla gives Balance Staffing money for their expenses and overhead and profit. Balance Staffing tells the temps that it hired to accept peanuts and interpretive dance in lieu of paychecks. Articles with headlines about “Tesla contract workers pressured to…

What a load of crap. This has nothing to do with Tesla. Find some dignity you hack.

It is beautiful to behold. But with ‘false’ coloring, and mixing of images taken in different wavelengths, it is mostly artificial art; not at all what I would see with my limited eyes, had I a huge telescope, or travelled closer to that place. So, meh.

MTA: “How’d one of our trains get to Alamaba?”

I don’t think sealing a large amount of shit, that will start producing methane, and then leaving it in the alabama sun is a great idea. manure piles can combust from internally generated heat.

Lol, No you Californians have a funny view of yourselves.

A story in two comments

My family is from a nearby town in Walker County called Cordova. Having been to Parrish, I can tell you that it is a poor, rural community. Just to give you an idea of how poor so much of Walker County is, Cordova was nearly wiped off the map by tornados and nobody gave a shit and that is what is happening in Parrish…

I do prefer shrimp and steak flavored shit than ramen flavored shit though.

It’s just a different flavour of shit, I assure you.

I appreciate how the rest of the Jalopnik staff is picking up the slack of weird posts during Jason’s absence. First the Ford patent for the carnival ride robot car, which I legit thought was a Torch drawing about how he could improve cabin space utilization, or maybe it could have been a made up Fartzenwagen from a…

I wish waze had a slider that says “I’m willing to do x number of crazy things to save 10 minutes” and another that says “I’ll pay $1 in tolls to save x minutes” or whatever.

Nothing wrong with starting over - just start over somewhere else.

If the road is so dangerous why is it open to through traffic? The article even said that a fire truck couldn’t handle it, so why is it still open?

Fixed your headline.