If your standard of fun is “can be abused and can spin the tires” I have good news for you. Pretty much every car meets these criteria with enough effort (or rain).

Gas is too expensive and the dosage varies for people’s BMI. So how about a nice, swift, economical and safe thwack to the base of the skull with a medically approved blackjack.

“back seats have been taken out and replaced with a cavernous abyss, with which you can also do Work”

First “Motorcycle Guys” and now “Weirdo Comedy Show”..... is Univision preventing you from using THE ACTUAL TITLES OF THE SHOWS for legal reasons or has Jalopnik been overrun with young whipper snappers who need to get off my damn lawn?

“”Though I always did appreciate the Red Green show, I found it pretty unwatchable,” is how my esteemed colleague Raph Orlove described it.”

Whatever it is, I saw an old 1/30th scale dusty model kit of the car in a back alley antique store in Prague. I didn’t have cash, so when I went back the next day to buy it, the store was gone, the whole back alley was gone. Like it never existed. Somehow I got a picture on my phone, so it wasn’t a dream...was it?

You’re just trying to trick us, clearly that is just a picture of a building, there is no car there!

Urban camo. Nothing disappears better than a beige Camry.

There. I hope that clears some things up for everyone.

Can’t even come to read car articles without people like you existing.

If we’re going to salvage and restore something from the past that was opulent, enormous and useless in the modern world, let’s make it count.

What are you trying to say. Tractor pulling is a great sport and the people are great. It’s not just some exclusionary thing in the Midwest. It’s pretty popular in Europe too. The green monster is pretty awesome, Germans and other Europeans seem to love it. Seems to happen in India too.

Damn, his own engine outran him. :D

I love every one of these types of videos. Motor explosions, transmissions calling it quits, I love it. However, I feel bad for the owners of the vehicles*, most of the time, because holy hell is that a very expensive paper weight now.

Yep. Commercial flights are about “2 years away....”

That is the worst dash cam video quality I’ve ever seen.

Existing under the same roof as a servant? Having a mere chauffeur privy to the conversation of People of Consequence?

You and I have different ideas of what a clean/unmolested vehicle are.

I hate it when I park a car and the serpentine belt and coolant lines go.