Fuck the Fusion, use the Mustang.

Beware the fine print...

In a perfect world we’d be getting ever closer to a return of the Ute to North America.

Very nice, also Sox & Martin or Dick Landy is acceptable too.

I’ll take mine with a manual....oh wait.

Yeah, it’s a Radio Shack Color Computer. 6809-based!

Your vision of the future was the beach planet from Rogue One?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Stand up job. Take a bowel

No pics? You’ve failed me yet again, Starscream. I mean Torchinsky.

I’d been using a piece of PVC pipe, passed down to me from the truck’s previous owner like a sacred talisman, to hold the rear window up when I loaded the rig with groceries...

IN WHAT WORLD CAN YOU GO 26.2 MILES FOR TEN BUCKS????

Anyway, good luck! I’ll be here, on solid ground, avoiding a Wile E. Coyote-style death.

I fancy driving my Tacoma through it, but it’s too narrow.

Headline:

Probably tire pressure off by a lb or two.

“Excess speed was not a contributory factor in this collision.” Assuming that’s the road way back there up on the ridge, I’d be curious to know how dingleberry got his car that far into a field and over/through a fence without overindulging in a bit of spirited motoring. Maybe just composing a very important SMS?

Officers were deployed to a single vehicle collision with reports that the vehicle had left the carriageway and burst in to flames