Without the complicated hoses and lines, the whole mess would explode.

+1 for Foxbody off-roader

Mine is basically the same car, but from a brand with more racing pedigree. Zing!

“Handle the load of the law” sounds like a eyerolling line from a really bad porno flick.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Ah yes, the Acura TL Type-Stability. Very well balanced car and such joy to put on the edge.

This is not the first of what will undoubtedly be hundreds and hundreds of instances of drivers wrecking their Teslas ether through mundane mistakes or mind-numbing recklessness and trying for “The car did, I SWEAR!” line of excuse.

Fixed it for you. He was behind the wheel. He gets the finger pointed at him.

Lemme get this out of the way for everyone’s benefit:

Doesn’t even have to be in the ‘30s.

Never leave home without it.

I was JUST about to type “But I can’t jerk it to that!”, and realized that Rule 34 dictates that SOMEONE out there must be doing so. And now I need a strong drink.

Luke: I have a long commute and my current car is unreliable.

Look at mister “I know a thing or two about airplanes” over here.

Hey! Chuck Yeager, why donchya go get us a couple of seats on your space ship?

... I don’t know where this bit is going.

LMAO. I assume they meant to say “unusually shallow glideslope” but that’s too complex for standard media articles.

Not if it’s a Helicarrier

Yup. When you’re grown you don’t do stupid sh*t... unless you choose to.

There is literally nothing sad about this.

Or, for $7500 I could have this bug: