Christmas AND Forth of July decorations up in May...

All I want from autonomy is a car that parks itself when I get out and then comes to me when I whistle.

Honestly, your plight is more relevant to me than the two who are filing suit. don’t get me wrong, I think that they shoud be helped, but neither of them look to be in a position to better their income even with a license. But, this was literally holding you hostage for money, which you could have made if they quit…

Yeah, be an adult and lay waste.

Just the tip?

As Mustang owner and one who drives like grandmaw coming back from the store with a can of cat food for her little Mittens, I should be angry to see these stories, but I am really not angry at all. So, here’s the thing, not every time, but with a startling regularity, I will park the pony somewhere and when I come…

Look I don’t want to get upsHOW IN THE WORD ARE FLOOR MATS A TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR “FACTORY INSTALLED” OPTION! okay okay I have got this back under contAND AGAIN, TWO BILLS FOR “CHROME EXHAUST FINISHER”? YOU MEAN THAT PART I CAN PICK UP AT THE LOCAL “AUTO PARTS” FOR TEN DOLLARS? Never mind I am going to lie down.

Dangit Murph, that IS an etch a sketch! You shouldn’t have ordered the “Children’s Toys” special edition. It is also why the only person who ever calls you is Ernie from Sesame Street AND why it goes “The cow says mooooo.” every time you open the door.

The thing is, the tiny little Midwest town where I grew up had a millionaire living in it. They had a 2500 sqft ranch style house on a half acre lot, Cadillac in the driveway and us kids ran through their backyard same as everyone else’s.

Yes, and she will deliver it to you just as soon as she is done reversing the polarity of the gravaton flux.

Two words: sketchy importer.

Hee hee, so, they take two weeks to find basic hardware, THEN give you a wonderful loaner that is a different make. I am guessing this isn’t one of those dealerships that say they depend on your repeat business.

HAY! Pamala-Dawn knew he was a jerk. She was trying to change him with her love and she was the victim!

It took them two weeks to get a U bolt and 4 nuts?

Does this mean we will have to drive that crapfest all the way to Mt. Doomski in order to break the curse and bring on the 4th age of driving?

In Russia, we put tire in air, then tire flatten car.

The tire was probably branded “ACME”.

2 squared is 4 minus one squared (1) is three

The force of the photons being emitted from the headlights is totally lost in the noise produced by random fluctuation of air pressure and humidity changing the aerodynamic drag on the vehicle. However, the amount of horsepower needed to generate the electricity to run the headlights is a much larger and easily…

It is true, not all technology can or will transfer at least not in the same form. I would argue that the same analysis of crash data the improves roll cages, harnesses and HANS devices also influences air bag, seat belt and coachwork on street cars, but I think the most influential thing is how much more stable and…