It’s a joke. Believe me.

Driving into a guardrail while driving hard is not abuse. And if your car is scratched and you can carry on without whining about it, that’s called be a man, and not a whiny bitch about it.

Like I said, cars get used. Abuse is part of that use - even the most beautiful of sculptures, women, and cars become old, damaged…

Another person who couldn’t connect the fact that it was a joke aimed at Trump’s intelligence.

Jesus.

Clearly you can’t string the joke together. Don’t take it too hard. It happens to the best of us.

Um. No. But whether it’s a 300SL or a Honda Accord, it’s still a car. And guess what, both of them have 4 wheels, seats, an engine, and doors. They’re both made for the same reason.

Does this really bother you too? If he had crashed it doing this, would you be absolutely enraged?

Hey, idiot, it’s a joke.

By a very large distance as well.

Kind of like a helicopter.

It’s a joke, mocking Trump...

Way to profit off of a recent death, Donald Shmuck.

There’s a difference between intentional abuse and unintentional abuse. If my car gets a scrape on the rear bumper from a guardrail, guess what I’m leaving on the rear bumper?

Good. Cars should be used and abused.

It got used as a car should.

I think you missed the rebuild part. Also, apex seals are made of Carbon Steel... which is rather in abundance.

Let them rebuild by way of unparalleled beauty.
Let them rebuild by way of shocking ingenuity.
Let them rebuild by way of simple creativity.
Let them rebuild by way of tactile feedback.

Let them rebuild every time the seals bite the dust.
Let them rebuild. Always rebuild.

That’s an absolute shame.

I’m satisfied with that joke. Don’t mind me as I lean back, light a cigarette and browse my phone.

If you were closer, I’d ask you to cuddle.

I had to go back up and stare at the overhead of the Michelotto 308.

You don’t know me. You’re not God.