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The best movies get better each time you watch them. That is why I am now going to praise the 2007 cinematic…
In my opinion, this is the greatest looking console in history. Then again, I love colorful weird things. Sleek black boxes are fine and all but they get so boring.
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Olympic decathlete and 1976 gold medalist Bruce Jenner came out as transgender tonight in an ABC interview with…
It’s the 1600 meters, not the 1600 mee-ters, son.
Yeah, but if he hadn’t done that, no one would have ever heard of... what’s his name again?
I think all I took away from the video was the commentary on how "the ball came beautifully in the back door."
If only I could be so lucky...
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Old man’s still got it. Jack Nicklaus got a hole-in-one on the fourth hole of today’s par-3 contest at the Masters.…
So imagine my surprise when I logged onto Deadspin last night and found that serial child abuser Drew Magary was…
Longtime readers may recall that your friend and mine Drew Magary applied to be an amateur contestant on Chopped,…
Mushroom Balls was my ex's nickname for me after not showering all week.
The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"
I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.
NASCAR has issued a statement expressing its disappointment with Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s decision to signing…