If he has superior android strength, why couldn't Data just have broken down the door?

Does anyone else have to suffer with another Chicago radio personality, Mike North? Guy is a fucking idiot. Here are some samples (hot take warning)

I'd say ,

Well you weren't gray for a bit there.

Him scalpum white man.

No doubt that late on a Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention, the NFL would air its dirty Landry.

At least someone in Colorado is learning something from their head coach.

ESPN wisely didn't tell him to "hit the showers" for a week.

I was stupid and childish

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

Not everyone has enormous boobs. I don't, for example.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."