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[Rickie Fowler shrugs as his Ryder Cup teammates smooch their respective wives and girlfriends, following the U.S.’s

Not All Olds.

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

“It’s not ‘he doesn’t have to fuck you now,’ it’s ‘he doesn’t have to fuck me now.’ WELL I SAY HE DOES HAVE TO FUCK ME NOW!”

Duck Fuckers!

Bah God, that man’s got a family!

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

this part is my fav

Every bit as great were Shaffer’s mimed reactions to his nonexistent daps.

Still doesn’t compare to Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo in terms of giving rays the silent treatment.

Since this happened against the White Sox , I’ll assume the post-HR silent treatment was orchestrated by Hawk Harrelson.

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

Now playing

The hallway fight scene from Daredevil. The only fight scene that had somebody throwing a microwave.

Little did you know, the author of this post is hacking your computer right now!!!!

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”