You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

Is he also five months behind on reading their site? This "news" is from September, according to the links other people have been posting.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

It was neither a mistake nor an oversight. The murders fell under the jurisdiction of the State police, who filed all of the reports in that case. The listing was about crimes the individual local jurisdictions throughout the state had filed.

In case anybody missed it, the FBI released data on the number of crimes in the US in 2012. For Newtown, CT the number of murders is listed as 0. Rather than a mistake or oversight, the tinfoil hat brigade have taken this to mean the FBI is admitting Sandy Hook was a hoax.

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

A.A. Ron is a callback to the substitute teach sketch, which was pretty hilarious.

Brennenstuhl threw out Heath's allegation that the White Ribbon Campaign discriminates against men, but allowed to proceed Heath's claim that the Argonauts threatened to cancel his season tickets over his complaint.

Argonaut all men.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

Goodell: From now on you will only refer to me as the Authority. Got it?

Also buried on WWE RAW? Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose.

Weight posts? I highly doubt it. I've never seen a Facebook post that's carried any weight.

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.