Great argument - here's my counter: cheerleading the enablers also counts as enabling.

No, I'm mocking child rape ^^^ENABLERS^^^ (see above).

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

Goodell went on to say the updated suspension policy will be known as the "OH GODDAMMIT WILL EVERYONE JUST QUIET THE FUCK DOWN FOR MINUTE AND LET ME THINK ABOUT HOW BEST TO HANDLE THE VOCIFEROUS FALLOUT FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY" rule.

Michael Sam is not the 21st century Jackie Robinson, and, as a black man, I'm offended by the comparison.

You're right. There is no history of laws being written to ostracize the gay community. Nope, that has never happened and is definitely not currently happening.

Yes, there is laws that oppress Michael Sam like the antigay marriage laws in several USA states...which includes death benefits, etc that a normal straight male's spouse would get. Only 19 states have Gay Marriage laws right now with Missouri AGAINST it.

(RFK is still there, if he really wants retro.)

My wife has a similar reaction to doing that "tap on the knee to make your leg reflex kick out" thing. I'm a 41 year old man and a father and I still can't resist doing it to her at least once a week.

I'm just glad a story about ESPN and showering doesn't involve 'praise' and 'on Tim Tebow.'

The ref's response probably sums up how we all feel about this to be honest.

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

That's the best throw he's had all night.

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.