Oh buck it, you guys are assholes anyways.

Sure, most of my jokes are shit, but hoof'd known if I didn't make them.

Awful pun? Absolutely, but don't act like it wasn't endearing.

Byers, a Greco-Roman wrestler on the national team, was apparently bow hunting in Colorado Springs when his prey brought him to a pretty public spot: the parking lot of a local Lexus dealership.

This is So Jets.

The easiest way to remember it is to remember Statham's line from the trailer: "GED WEDDY FOH AH WAH."

It's just "War"; "Art of War" is the guilty-pleasure classic with Wesley Snipes.

I actually really enjoyed "Revolver". Even though it was Guy Ritchie going way out of his element (to this day, if you asked me what exactly the plot was, I couldn't tell you), but aside from that, the constituent parts were good. Ray Liotta was hammy as usual, Andre 3k did a hell of a job toying with Statham, Mark…

(1) That's Tony Stewart

When ESPN's top sports story in the middle of a pennant race isn't whether Johnny Motherfucking Football will start the second preseason game. That's when.

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

No way. Giant penises shrink under cold water.

In my defense, that couple's kid approached my sprint car in a dark suit while moving directly into the flow of traffic.

"It comes off more like sending a couple a Christmas card after you ran over their kid."

Stop! I can't take this any more!

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

That's exactly the context everyone knew it was. It's incredibly dumb, and so are you.

Just another woman who didn't have the elements of provocation spreadsheet.

Please stop.