Winston Receives Warm Reception From FSU Twitter Followers

WAS AT SPEEDWAY AND RIGHT NEAR TONY STEWARTS RACE HAULER.AFTER HE CAME IN HE HAD THE CREW CHAGE HIS RIGHT REAR TIRE .THEY ENDED UP PUTTING A LEFT ONE ON. COPS WERE TOLD ABOUT IT SO HOPEFULLY THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE ALSO HAD A GO PRO CAMERA ON HIS CAR HOPEFULLY THEY CONFISCATE THAT ALSO BEFORE THAT GETS…

The definition of an ananogy is, "a comparison between two things." You are an actual insane person.

Don't compare yourself to Cowherd; he's unpopular while you're demonstrably wrong. You don't even know the definition of the word "exploitation," yet you continue your crusade.

*fidget*

Well, knocking your fiancee unconscious and dragging her out of an elevator will do that. The weak-ass punishment doesn't help, either.

No, he did what DEPUNKMORELAND most likely thinks that Brandon Marshall did, simply because he read it on the internet.

I'm guessing understanding sarcasm isn't your strong suit.

That wife beatin' rice kid/sure plays some mean football

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Good thing Erin Andrews wasn't there. She probably would have totally blown that hard-hitting question.

"Don't do anything to provoke the defense."

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

if you look up strikeout on Wikipedia a picture of Adam Dunn literally shows up

Kale him? It damn near rectum...

This tweet to Sean Salisbury led to a multi-twitterer exchange that involved a detailed discussion (and negotiation!) of where he ranked among all Vikings QBs and, uh, fisting. After a few warnings, he blocked me. The sad thing is that he's apparently shut down his account so you can't see that he was a pretty good…

The other guy in this convo got blocked first for pointing out the center part, but I was surprised he got me so quickly

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

I don't know of any athletes or other sports figures that have me blocked, but I am followed by Fernando Tatis. I am, however, blocked by Patton Oswalt and Kevin Smith.